Is there a mens and womens category? Are there weight divisions (for competitors)? Are there carnivore and vegan classifications? Are there time limits?
Are there awards for size, weight, artistic value?
Can I get a rule book?
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My breathing, these last few days has taken what I hope is just a temporary turn for the worse and I find myself struggling to concentrate a...
Distance and accuracy.
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DeleteRosie O'Donuts is the Joey Chestnutt of this competition.
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DeleteWho wants to be a judge of this contest? You? I have dealt with enough shit in my life and still dealing with my own.
ReplyDeleteWhen I first saw it, I thought that might be part of the reason you're taking some time off ... contestant or judge?
DeleteCederq cornered the toilet paper concession stand for the event. Each roll comes with a side of brown gravy.
DeleteI KNEW Cederq was involved in this cluster*ck. That's why he took off several days.
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